My Birth Story – Parker David

“Whenever and however you give birth, your experience will impact your emotions, your mind, your body and your spirit for the rest of your life.” – Ina May Gaskin

These words carry a very special truth known by mothers all over the world. Giving birth will impact you for the good or for the bad. I truly believe that whether you give birth at home, in a birthing center, a hospital or out in the woods, it can be a wonderful experience. For me, the key to this was knowing myself and my needs (as much as any first time mom can know) and planning well for them.

My personal experience was in a hospital with an OB/GYN and an amazing nursing staff. This environment was just what I needed to feel comfortable and cared for. I was in labor for thirty-six hours.

Thirty. Six. Hours.

With each eight hour shift change, came a new labor and delivery nurse. I owe every one of those women a debt of gratitude. They made the difference between a positive experience, and a dreadful one. I am so incredibly grateful to have had such a wonderful team. But I’m getting ahead of myself. Let me start at my forty week check up.

Full Term

As a blissfully ignorant mom-to-be, I was sure that I would not make it a day past forty weeks. Parker had been sitting low in my pelvis and I had been dilated to one centimeter for some time. I was positive it would be any day now. As I sat there waiting for my doctor to arrive, I was trying to comfort myself with the knowledge that I would soon see my sweet little baby and this never ending cycle of doctors would soon be over. I did not anticipate the long road that lay ahead of me.

As I saw forty-one weeks closing in on me, I felt that I could not mentally and emotionally handle being pregnant for one more day let alone another week. I chose to schedule an induction at forty-one weeks and one day. Pregnancy was an amazing time, but it came with its difficulties as well. Knowing that there was an end in sight brought me great relief. All the planning was done, bags were packed and preparations made. Now I could focus all my attention on my one and only job. Birthing this baby.

On Friday October 27, 2018 at 7:00pm, we made our last walk as a childless couple.

Little did we know, we would not meet Parker for two more days.

Being Induced

Oh boy, what a process this is. I will try to be as concise as possible. First thing after all the papers are in order and they lead you to your Labor and Delivery room, you will undress and put on that oh-so-lovely hospital gown. I couldn’t help but be reminded of a hilarious (and appropriate) comedy bit by Jim Gaffigan. “Perhaps this is a gown someone died in yesterday…” I thought to myself.

Next, you get your IV. Ugh! The dreaded IV. I should mention that I have Vasovagel Syncope which means, as google says: “A sudden drop in heart rate and blood pressure leading to fainting, often in reaction to a stressful trigger.” So it might sounds silly, but the IV was one of the scariest parts for me. My nurse was amazing and really knew her stuff, so this went without a hitch. Whew!

Soon after, I took the first of three doses of Cytotec. This is a drug used to prevent ulcers in those who take NSAIDs on the regular. They have found that it is helpful in inducing labor, so we started with this.

After several hours without effect, I was then proscribed Pitocin. This slowly began my labor. What took place over the next twenty-eight or so hours is a bit of a blur, honestly. Exhaustion had set in. I had constant adjustments to the baby monitor, several rounds of heavy (and painful) antibiotics via IV, multiple (and more painful!) cervix checks and, mercifully, an epidural.

These were the trying aspects of labor. They were just a blip on the radar, however, compared to the overwhelming relief and joy I felt as I saw my son’s face for the first time. At 9:19am on October 29, 2018, surrounded by loving family and friends, Parker was born! He was absolutely perfect.

I couldn’t believe it! After nine months, I wasn’t pregnant anymore. But now I was a mom! A MOM!

Ina May was indeed correct when she said giving birth would change my life forever, and I was so happy.

Stay tuned for my post-birth recovery blog next week!

What’s in My Hospital Bag – Things I Actually Used.

As a first time mom anticipating the birth of my son, I packed my hospital bag at 28 weeks. To say I was over prepared is an understatement. I’m going to share a list of the things I really needed (and a few extras I was grateful I had). Not every mom-to-be plans to give birth in a hospital, but if you do, this might be helpful.

1. Needed Paperwork.

First and foremost, you need to make sure you have all the proper documentation. While every hospital is different, making sure you have your ID, insurance cards on hand is important. Also, you need to register with Labor and Delivery well before your due date so you don’t have to sign a bunch of papers while you’re in labor. If you have an advance directive, be sure to provide the hospital with a copy when you register as well.

2. Post-Birth Recovery Items.

My hospital provided an awesome kit with all the essentials. A peri-bottle, DermaPlast, Tucks, mesh undies, and pads the size of a smart car. Most likely, you will not have to bring any of these items with you to the hospital. They are all perfect for an at home recovery kit though. (That’s another blog.) What I did bring, however, was a package of Always Discreet Boutique depend-style underwear. I found these to be more comfortable and efficient than the mesh underwear/pad combo after the first day. I also brought Earth Mama organic nipple butter that was soothing during the initial breastfeeding struggles. I preferred it over the Lansinoh they provided for me. Other than these two items, everything I needed was there for me as far as recovery goes. No need to bring the entire drug store with you, as I did.

3. Clothing.

After spending 36 hours in a hospital gown, my cotton jammies and ten dollar Walmart slippers felt like I was swathed head to toe in Vicuña wool. Definitely pack enough loose fitting pajamas and either socks or slippers for the two to three days you will be spending in the hospital. You will also need clothes to go home in. I chose a maxi skirt and a tee shirt. Definitely skip the jeans. That would be torture.

4. Toiletries.

Unless you like washing your hair with Dial soap, pack some shower supplies. After giving birth, you may not care either way. But if you’re particular, I’d recommend packing your own shampoo, conditioner, body wash and face wash. Travel size is perfect since you’re only going to shower once. After so many hours in the circulated air my lips were dry and chapped so chapstick is a must. I’m the kind of person who feels human only after I’ve applied concealer and blush so I packed a small bag of makeup. Most women don’t care in the least about that so if that’s you, skip it. And then of course, toothbrush and toothpaste.

5. Cell Phone and Charger.

There’s long hours of waiting and about a million people to keep in contact with so make sure your phone is charged and accessible. I put a few games and music on mine to help pass the time during early labor.

6. Essential Oils and a Diffuser

Diffusing oils like lavender or Doterra Balance blend really helped create a calm atmosphere in my room. Relaxing is priority number one while in labor.

7. Snacks.

Especially are snacks important for all the lovely family and friends that are waiting for your little bundle to arrive. The hours can be long and hard for everyone, not just mama. Food and water are essential to keeping everyone’s strength up. Nobody wants their significant other to pass out from lack of nutrition while cutting the cord. Not to mention that you will be hungry after you give birth… for like two months. Best to have something yummy on hand right away.

8. Baby Items.

Most likely your hospital or birthing center will have everything you need for your baby right there. I was even sent home with a little kit that contained a swaddle blanket, hat, shirt and a carrying case. Even so, I brought a cute outfit for him to go home in, a couple diapers just in case there is a lag between times they refill the bassinet, a thick baby blanket and car seat, of course. I didn’t even use all the other items I loaded down his diaper bag with. My suggestion is to travel light in this area.

9. Miscellaneous Items.

There were a few things I brought just for comfort. My own pillow and blanket made me feel more at home. Small, battery operated speakers for calming music. Vitamin water for when I wanted a little something tastier than plain ice water. Really, anything particular to you that makes you feel calm and happy. This time is all about you and your baby. Do whatever it takes to make it the best experience possible.

10. Birth Plan.

While not required, it is really helpful to bring a written copy of any special needs, requests or preferences to put in your file or in your room so that everyone is on the same page and you will have what you want and need. I was really happy I did this because when I was laboring and being poked and prodded, it was hard to think clear and decide what I wanted in each situation. While you can’t anticipate everything that comes up, it’s nice to have an idea ahead of time what you want and don’t want.

All in all, I would say that you won’t actually need every single thing you pack. There was so much already provided for me by the hospital. But these items made my experience a little easier. Whatever you want to bring to make that happen, just bring it! The most important thing is to focus on why you are there and the absolute miracle of having a baby. Enjoy every moment!

Tip of the Day- May 27th

As moms, especially new moms, we are always thinking of our child’s safety. We make sure the car seat is installed correctly. Ensure their food is cut into small enough pieces so as to avoid choking. We take their temperature the first sign of fever, and so on.

Sometimes things develop in the home that we may not readily think about being a danger to our families. One such danger that hits close to home *no pun intended* for me this week is mold.

Mold thrives in damp environments. Anytime there is a water leak or poor air circulation, mold will grow. A couple weeks ago, while my husband replaced the floor of our bathroom, he discovered harmful mold spores in the floorboards and three feet up the drywall. He decided to take a closer look at other places in the home and unfortunately discovered the same problem. Mold, mold, mold. Being renters and not homeowners, we had no choice but to vacate. (You can imagine how fun my week has been.)

I decided to take a look at some of the dangers of living in a moldy environment. Here’s a list of some of the milder effects that most people will experience.

  • Nasal and sinus congestion
    Runny Nose
    Wheezing and difficulty breathing
    Chest tightness
    Cough
    Throat irritation
    Sneezing

I had every single one! These symptoms my seem mild but with prolonged exposure, they can increase dramatically. Especially is this a concern if you have underlying conditions such as asthma. Depending on the type of mold, it could even produce mycotoxins that can cause more severe, dangerous disorders. Scary business in my opinion!

So while you baby proof the medicine cabinet and put safety locks on your door handles, you might want to check around your home for signs of mold. You never know what potentially harmful outcome you could protect your family from. Better safe than moldy!

Are There Sunscreen No No’s? Four Products Worth Trying

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When it comes to sun protection, we seem to get a constant barrage of warnings and reminders to protect ourselves from those cancer-causing rays. This is not something to be taken lightly. For most of my teenage and adult life, I was more concerned with looking tan than about sun damage. (I’m not even going to talk about tanning beds!) However, seeing sun spots and premature aging on my skin at only 26, I am singing a different tune. This has not been an easy transition for me. I absolutely love laying out in the sun and watching my tan build. But alas, I have accepted that my tan from here on out will be from a bottle. (Stay tuned for future self-tanner reviews and recommendations)

So does this mean that all sunscreens are created equal? Not necessarily.

Recent studies have shown that certain chemicals found in chemical sunscreen have shown up in the bloodstream with daily use. Go figure. *insert eye roll here*  Some of these ingredients are oxybenzone, avobenzone, octisalate, octocrylene, homosalate and octinoxate. Now, the extent that these chemicals effect our health is unclear. Not to mention the effect on the ocean. The FDA has not officially said they should not be used, but they are under further study.  I’m certainly not a scientist or health professional. I’m also not a super crunchy, health guru that requires everything to be chemical free and organic. (That’s totally cool if you are. You inspire me!) But it’s understandable that this would be a concern to some.

That leaves us with mineral sun blocks. These usually contain only zinc oxide or titanium dioxide that act to physically block the sun. The downside is that nasty white cast it leaves on the skin that seems impossible to completely rub in. Many view this as a small price to pay when it comes to their health.

I, myself, take a neutral position on this subject. Because of this, I have listed two products that contain these ingredients, and two that do not. Everyone loves options, right? These are all products from brands I would recommend.

First up is Matte Zinc Sunscreen SPF 50 Waterblock by the brand SolRX

retail: $16.50

3.4oz

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What I love about the SolRX sunscreen is its staying power.  It is water resistant so it’s great for days by the pool or for athletes who will work up a good sweat and don’t want it to disappear. It also protects against the UVB rays as well as UVA so you can feel extra protected. It’s not free of all the chemicals listed above but it is FDA approved and  oxybenzone free!

Active Ingredients 

Octocrylene – 10%

Octinoxate – 7.5%

Zinc Oxide – 15.0%

 

Next is a sunscreen designed for use on the face which I think is super important because that’s where we are most concerned about signs of aging and it’s the easiest place to forget about.

Coola Mineral Face SPF30 Cucumber

retail: $36.00

1.7 oz

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ulta.com/mineral-face-spf30-matte-cucumber

This product is on the spendy side for sure. If you are one that uses a primer under your foundation, you might be able to replace it with this product depending on your skin type and primer needs. Also, you only need a little bit to cover your face so it will still last you quite a long time. Since it is a mineral sunscreen, you don’t have to worry about the chemicals in question. Definitely a great product I would recommend.

Active Ingredients 

Titanium Dioxide  3.2%

Zinc Oxide 1.8%

 

Bare Republic Mineral Sport Lotion SPF 50

retail: $14.99 

4oz 

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I’m new to using Bare Republic products, but i love that they include ingredients such as kukui seed oil for moisture and algae extract for anti aging. This product is also free of all concerning chemical sunscreens. Thumbs up from me!

Active Ingredients 

Titanium Dioxide 5.6%

Zinc Oxide 3.7%

 

Alba Botanica Hawaiian Sunscreen SPF 30  

retail: $7.00

4oz

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walmart.com/…-Lotion-SPF-30-4-Oz/24819837

In general, I love Alba Botanica products. I feel like they have great ingredients and are reasonably priced. This sunscreen boasts that it is free of oxybenzone, octinoxate, PABA, nano-sunscreens and Vitamin A and free of active ingredients that may harm coral reefs. Cool! However, this is a chemical sunscreen. Just because you can buy it at the health food store does not mean it is free from ALL chemicals. If you feel strongly about this, you might want to pass it up. I find it to be a great sunscreen when I want to protect myself but also get a little glow.

Active Ingredients

Avobenzone – 3.0%

Homosalate – 7.5%

Octocrylene – 7.5%

Octyl Salicylate – 5.0%

Summer is such a wonderful season. It is warm and happy and filled with frappuccinos! Have a blast, soak up that lovely Vitamin D and don’t forget to protect and hydrate your skin!

hugs-

kourt

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sarah Goes to Jury Duty

It’s a normal day in late April, I arrive home from a long day of work, tired and hungry and blissfully unaware of what awaited me on the kitchen table. I waltz in the house not even thinking there might be mail for me, as I walk down the hall I hear a voice trailing from the living room. “There’s something for you on the table, and you’re NOT going to like it”. My heart falls through my bowels. I turn and walk back to the kitchen. There it is, a 5×7 notecard, emblazoned in red letters “YOU HAVE BEEN SUMMONED”. Nooooo! The day I’ve dreaded for years. I had successfully avoided this moment 6 years in a row, now my number was up. I quickly got on the court website to see about disqualifying myself. No joy. (For you modern Mommie’s out there, you can automatically postpone service if you are breastfeeding, and may be excused if you are the only one who can care for your children.) There was nothing I could do. This was it, now all I could do was try to live normally for the next 2 weeks, and work to ignore the cloud looming overhead, jurydutiousonimbus. Looking back, it actually rained every day I had to be at the courthouse, odd for May in my hometown. It was like the universe was crying for me.

The day before I had to appear, I scoured the internet for tips. This helped me immensely, so I thought I’d add my testimony *wink wink* to the pile, in hopes that it will assist the many more souls desperately searching for refuge on the uncharted sea of jury duty.

Here’s what you should know:

Before you leave the house-

Pack a reusable water bottle and snacks if you aren’t a fan of vending machine fare. Be sure to bring distractions, a book, a smart phone, a tablet, sudoku, something, anything to stave off boredom while waiting around. Bring tissue, or as in my case, a wad of toilet paper just in case of snot. Hand sanitizer and lip balm are also a good idea. Also be sure to bring your summons. This is how you will gain access to the jury room.

Now that you are ready to go-

1. Be a little early to make sure you have time to get a good parking spot and walk to the courthouse. And go to the bathroom before check-in. And have enough time to go through security. So if proceedings start at 9 get there by at least 8:40. Don’t make everyone wait around for you, because things can’t get started until everyone is there.

2. Going through security. It’s less invasive than TSA but there are still metal detectors and gray bins. Leave everything in your bag, even large electronics, and only remove shoes if told to do so. They are only screening for weapons so feel free to walk through with your latte and full water bottle.

3. Follow the directions of the jury coordinators and check-in. Then just wait….. until further instructions are given.

4. After the initial orientation, one of the coordinators will start reading the potential jurors names off in alphabetical order. Pray your name isn’t called. If it isn’t you will be excused and will not have to return. If it is….

5. You will then be led into the courtroom for voir dire (the question and answer part). You will stand and be sworn in. Like to secrecy regarding all details you are about to hear regarding the trial. The judge will explain the charges against the defendant and introduce all court staff. The court clerk will call the names of all you potential jurors, this time at random. If and when your name is called, you and all the other fortunate souls will get in the jury box and answer questions about any hardship you may have or possible bias you might be harboring. This takes forever so be prepared. Be honest in your answers. Don’t try to make up a bias or hardship because you will be called out on it. But if you do have a genuine reason to be excused, speak up. They want you to be forthright, but do everyone a favor and keep your answers relevant to the case at hand. This is a long process so don’t make it any longer than necessary. For example, one young potential juror, when asked if anyone had ever previously been in a courtroom, went in to a several minute anecdote about the one time he almost had to attend court, but in the end never actually went. There are 7 minutes none of us will ever get back, and for what? An answer to a question that wasn’t even asked. So for the love of all that is right and pure, be reasonable when deciding what to say. When everyone has answered the judge and attorney’s questions. The attorney’s will dismiss any jurors they think are not right for the case. Then the process starts anew until all 12 spots and 1-3 alternate spots are filled. In my jury experience it took a day and a half to make the complete jury. Ugh.

6. By now hopefully you have been dismissed. If not, you will now be experiencing the trial. Either as one of the 12 or as an alternate. I was selected as alternate juror #1. As an alternate juror you must sit with the jury throughout the course of the trial listening and making notes etc. just like a regular juror, however you do not deliberate on a verdict with the 12 unless one of them is incapacitated in some way. When they are excused for deliberations, you are excused from court and put on call until a verdict is reached. Being on call means you promise to be reachable by phone and within about 30min of the courthouse on days and times the court is in session until a verdict is reached. Again, just in case one of the 12 jurors is incapable of continuing deliberations. I was never called to fill in on deliberations, so I unfortunately have no tips on how to survive that. As an alternate, when a verdict is reached you will be contacted with the option of attending court to hear it, or be told over the phone. After that happens, all jurors are excused from service and you can now live your life like a normal person.

What I learned from jury duty:

First off, while very inconvenient, jury duty is not as scary as I imagined it would be. Yes, as an introvert, answering questions in front of a courtroom full of people was intimidating. However, the judge and attorneys are actually quite nice and everyone else has to be quiet, so it was actually pretty ok. Secondly, there are specific instructions for everything so don’t worry that you won’t know what to do. You will be told how to conduct yourself and how to do your job ad nauseam, to borrow a lawyer’s phrase. Thirdly, details of the case can be graphic. So depending on the nature of the charges be prepared for things to get real. The case I was assigned to was not of a disturbing nature, however I did find myself crying during a witness testimony, due to the utterly depressing state of the individuals life, and had to quickly compose myself. This is real life, not a tv show, (the only previous experience I had of a courtroom) so just be ready for that. I’m a sensitive person by nature so that may have had something to do with the tears. If this isn’t something you’re comfortable with speak up in voir dire. Lastly, I learned how much I didn’t actually know about the legal system. While I wouldn’t go so far as to say it was an “enriching experience”, as the juror instructional videos would have you believe, it was interesting and enlightening.

All in all, jury duty is fine. It’s not that it’s enjoyable, but it’s not terrible either. The worst part is the time suck that is involved and sometimes the nature of the trial. While your jury experience might not be exactly like mine, I hope that what I went through can help prepare you for this little slice of life we all get served *wink again* sooner or later.

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How to Get Red Wine Out of a Poly-Blend Fabric.

Recently, I attended a special annual event for which I purchased and wore a lovely cream colored maxi-style dress. I don’t normally wear delicate, light colored fabric because grace is just not a trait I was born with. Clumsy, klutzy, ungainly, destructive- pick an adjective. My husband and I have been brought to tears on many occasions laughing so hard at my fumbles. I have actually come to appreciate this about myself. However, inside my grownup body, there lives a hyperactive eight year old that sometimes climbs to the surface at inappropriate moments. This was one.

As I passed a small glass of red wine to my mother-in-law sitting in the seat beside me, I kept repeating to myself, “Don’t spill! Just DON’T SPILL!!”.

Well, it’s pretty obvious that I spilled.

The rest of the evening, I was picking people’s brains about ways to remove a substantial amount of red wine out of a light dress without fading the fabric. A friend recommended a solution that is so easy and will work for gals on the tightest of tight budgets!

Cold water.

Yup, it’s that simple.

Set your washer to a small load, and fill with cold water. Let the garment sit in the washer for several hours. (I let it sit overnight)

Switch it to spin cycle to get rid of excess water.

Inspect garment for remaining stains. Generally, this will do the trick. With my dress, the cold water lifted 90% of the red wine stain. (This is probably because I let the stain sit for a few days instead of cleaning it immediately) Then, I sprayed any remaining visible stain with Shout stain remover and washed in a normal wash cycle.

Boom. Stains gone.

If I would have gone straight to the stain remover and washed it, there would have been a permanent pink hue that would be impossible to remove.

Such a simple trick but oh, so effective.

Tip of the Day May 16

Lavender, oh how I love thee!

I have been using lavender essential oil for about 12 years for various things, mainly for diffusing in my home at night to promote better sleep. I LOVE the scent and the calming effect. But recently I have discovered it’s magical benefits for a teething baby.

There have been moments over the past few months that I wondered whether I gave birth to a tiny human, or a rabid honey badger. Teethers, soothing gels and even baby Tylenol in desperate moments can be helpful with managing their pain. I continue to use all of these methods to keep boy from climbing the walls in teething agony.

Adding lavender to this mix has been wonderful. Not for the pain management necessarily, but for helping him come down from that inconsolable state of hyperactivity.

Add a few drops to your baby’s lotion or coconut oil and give them a good rub down. Focus on massaging their back and feet with firm, even motions. When you’ve finished, why not apply a little to yourself? Our babies aren’t the only ones who suffer through the 437 years it takes to grow those little chompers.

Mid-size Awareness Day

 

Okay, I made that up. But I really want to talk about this. For me, it is a relatively new concept: Mid-size fashion.

For so many years I was a size 8-10/ Medium. Pretty much everything that fell into that category fit me. Most of the time, I didn’t even need to try the clothes on, I just new it would be fine for my average averageness. Not the best but I knew where I stood.

Then… I had a baby.

I became something between a person and an empty roll of toilet paper. A semi-tanned, splotchy cylinder. My post-baby body hopes and wishes were just not realized. I was still not curvy enough for the voluptuous plus size clothing at Torrid but all my baby leftovers came spilling out of the clothes that filled my closet. It appeared that there was no place for me. I felt doomed to a gunny sack for the rest of my life. After one too many nights feeling sorry for myself, I decided to build a bridge and get over it already. It was time. 

Step one to this process was changing the way I viewed myself. This, my friends, is an ongoing process. One that I’m not sure I’ll ever see the end of. “I’m in repair. I’m not together, but I’m getting there.” ( Thanks John Mayer.)

Viewing myself and my body in a positive way has never come easy for me. I have been plagued with negative thoughts about the way I looked for as long as I can remember. But simply telling myself every day that this is where I am, this is who I am (and that’s okay!) has helped immeasurably. Just be happy! Acceptance is the first step to recovery, after all.

In this Fashion series, I will share what I found to be helpful for mid-size gals (or anyone, really) to find a style that makes us feel beautiful, fashionable and happy to be exactly who we are.

Tip of the Day May 14

Reduce Stress.

If I asked you when the last time you were stressed out, you’d probably laugh. These days, it seems like stress and anxiety are just a way of life. We can’t remove the things in our life that cause stress but there are some things we can do to help. The tip of the day may seem simple, but it can be such a challenge to make a priority. If I asked you when the last time you sat down on your couch or in the tub with your beverage of choice simply to relax and reduce stressful feelings, it might be hard to remember. I find myself getting distracted on social media or or trying to work or pay bills while I’m supposed to be relaxing and it just doesn’t work. While it’s nice to sit and drink my tea or wine at night, kick my feet up and still get things done, this does nothing for resting my thoughts and emotions from the pressures of daily living. Our bodies AND minds need a break to recharge. There are so many tips I can share on this subject and I will probably get to all of them eventually. However, the most simple way to do this is to just log off your electronic devices, find a quiet place, breathe in a deep, cleansing breath and think about the things you are especially grateful for. Even just ten minutes a day has done wonders for shifting my mood and redirecting negative thoughts and feelings. It has been said that gratitude is an antidote to unhappiness. Simple? Yes. Does it work? Definitely.

Tip of the Day Monday May 13

Boy, what a weekend! First I’ll start with the tip of the day and then explain why.

If you just want to buzz into a store or run a quick errand and your back can’t take one more trip with that loaded down diaper bag, take a small sized makeup bag and tightly roll up a onesie, a diaper and a travel size tube of diaper cream (if necessary) and slip them in the makeup bag. For messier needs, you can take one or two diaper wipes and put them in a sandwich baggie and tightly roll them and put them in the bag as well. Now you have an emergency cleanup kit to throw in your purse or carry alone that doesn’t take up much space (or weigh more than your kid) in case you experience what I did…

So there I was standing in the Old Navy check out line with sweat dripping down the back of my legs (why is it always so hot in there?!) secretly begging for a clerk to stop folding shirts and open one more register for the the love of all that is holy so I can just go home and be done with this day. Mind you, my sweet six month old was also so very, very done and at this point I basically tuned out his low-key whining and hoped he would just go to sleep. As he continued to increase his efforts to get my attention I finally took pity on my poor, sweaty baby boy and decided it wouldn’t be that difficult to just take him out of that detestable stroller and cuddle him while we were waiting. With one swift movement, I proceeded to smear butterscotch ripple straight from his overworked Huggie all over my left arm, my dress, the stroller straps and every inch of his little outfit. It looked like we just took first prize in a mud run sponsored by Frenches Mustard. The poor older woman behind us in line looked equally as desperate to get out of that store and the display she just witnessed about sent her over the proverbial edge. In fact, I think she would have rather eaten her right arm than deal with this stressed out mommie and the smell emanating from our vicinity. But what could I do? You bet your butt I wasn’t losing the place in line I worked so hard for. But I was utterly stuck. No wipes, no diaper bag, nothing. Thank goodness I had my sister Sarah of Sarah’s Library there with me for this epic moment of motherhood. She took home the auntie gold medal for her act of heroism. While she scooped up my bundle of crying, stinky joy and took him to the car for a change, I was able to make it through the line without further incident. But I tell you, there was nothing like the poop covered walk of shame I took over what seemed like six hundred miles between Old Navy and my car.